stylebabes asked: I Just Wanna Be Pretty Like You! Have Fun @ BASEL!

You want to be pretty like me? Here’s what you must do:

• Eat salads and burritos ONLY.
• Sleep a lot like a big female woodland animal!
• Orgasm at least once per day.
• Cry at least three times per week.
• Make your liquid soap last longer than it is supposed to. Use it as shampoo.
• Don’t use any skincare products until you actually start to break out.
• Paint the tip white!!