stylebabes asked: I Just Wanna Be Pretty Like You! Have Fun @ BASEL!
You want to be pretty like me? Here’s what you must do:
- Eat salads and burritos ONLY.
- Sleep a lot like a big female woodland animal!
- Orgasm at least once per day.
- Cry at least three times per week.
- Make your liquid soap last longer than it is supposed to. Use it as shampoo.
- Don’t use any skincare products until you actually start to break out.
- Paint the tip white!!