hari nef

actress • ny, ny

You want to be pretty like me? Here’s what you must do:

  • Eat salads and burritos ONLY.
  • Sleep a lot like a big female woodland animal!
  • Orgasm at least once per day.
  • Cry at least three times per week.
  • Make your liquid soap last longer than it is supposed to. Use it as shampoo.
  • Don’t use any skincare products until you actually start to break out.
  • Paint the tip white!!

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  1. taylortraughber said: since we dont live together i had to tell my guy that i only wash my face with my hands and water and he freaked out like that’s not what i’m supposed to do or something so it makes me happy you’ve been doing the same. keep up your brush strokes!
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