horizontalfall:

I’d honestly rather just ignore Gwen Stefani lol

He has:
a ding-a-ling must he…
he must!

Because there ain’t no way
on God’s green Earth
I would ever…
take him back: no!

He must
have a 
Ding-a-Ling of Gold!
of Gold: of Gold! of Gold!

'Cause he must
have a Ding-a-Ling of Gold (Ling-of-Gold)